British-Jamaican rapper Stefflon Don appeared on Funk Flex’s Hot 97 Freestyle segment this week (August 31), and dropped some too-hot-to-handle bars that left the New York radio show host squirming in the hot seat.
Leading with some next-level limericks and a fiery Dancehall-Rap infused flow, the 16 Shots singer, who was fully decked in her Gucci threads and icy jewels, dissed the “fassy boys” who cheat on their girls and look to her – but she doesn’t play seconds: “You a look me, while me a look money. Cant gimme pvssy to nuh waste man dummy! Ah ediat yuh tek mi fah eeh? Mi nuh tan up in a backseat. Wifey fi life.”
She then raps, “Steff Don pon any riddim, you know a crime scene … Pretty face but mi deal wid the badness,” before running through a slew of bad gal threats.
“Don Dadda, badda than any man weh do badness. Duppy dem, baby dem when we go fi dem. If me a big dog, a mussi puppy dem. 10 a dem beat me, haffi kill one a dem. Blood haffi drop like we come inna lion’s Den.”
As for her exes, including Last Last singer Burna Boy, “Real talk me nuh tek talk, any bwoy me did deh wid get left off…” she spits.
The UK-born rapper then switches gears in the freestyle to set her sights on Funk Flex. “Hey yo Flex, can I keep it real with you for a second, I wanna keep it all the way real. I wanna say some sh!t. I’m a Sagittarius, and I get straight to the point,” she asked.
The Clockwork singer then says, “I want you to look into my eyes when I say this to you,” and then proceeded to rap, “I ain’t fu-k in a year but I am ready to fu-k! I might just give my pvssy to a OG buck, like Funk Flex, come fu-k out my p-ssy and done, real bad gyal spinning on yo d-ck till you c-m.”
The risqué rhymes sent DJ Juanyto’s hat flying off in the air with a spinback to cut the beat. Flex, on the other hand, had started gesturing ‘surrendering’ hands and was red-faced before she could even finish her verse.
The evidently stomped Hot 97 host asked production if they “keeping that part” and started apologizing to “Maria” while blushing. He couldn’t quite keep ‘eye contact’ either as Don continued with more racy details: “Give you good loving make you relieve yuh stress, my p-ssy good, my p-ssy be bless … rip off mi, rip off mi, rip off mi dress, dung in a mi throat … wap wap wap make mi back bend…”
“Maria! …This is bad. Maria listen, … she’s got jokes,” Funk said causing Stefflon to burst out laughing.